BE NICE TO LA SHAWN BARBER, VERRRY NICE!
La Shawn Barber is giddy over the recent DC Court of Appeals ruling on the unconstitutionality of the District’s gun ban. Her desire to ‘lock–n–load’ is evident: “If the ban is indeed lifted, I plan to exercise my constitutional right to own a gun in the District of Columbia. I can’t wait to buy my first piece!”
Although this eminent blogger may have her tongue planted firmly in cheek, I would suggest a 12–gauge pump shotgun; nothing gives a thief a Pampers attack quicker than the sound of a pump action, and should the homeowner have to fire the weapon, the chances are very good that one will actually hit the target.
Would–be crooks should stay clear of the District; you’ll never know if your intended victim is a gun–toting, conservative blogger.
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DC Gun Ban Law Declared Unconstitutional
A three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia (commonly called the D.C. Circuit) today declared D.C.’s stunningly stupid, misguided, and ineffectual 30-year-old gun ban unconstitutional. (via How Appealing and In…
I am only unhappy that it took a 3 judge Appealet panel to determine what I would hope the average 10 year old can determine by reading the Bill of Rights himself! The law should never have got lpast the first judge!
Here from LSBarber
We have an uncanny ability to rationalize any position in life, even something as straightforward as the 2nd Amendment. This skill only gets worse when one has a law degree, or so it seems to me.